Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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