I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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