Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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