I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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