All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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