Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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