She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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