just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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