I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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