can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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