Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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