Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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