it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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