are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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