Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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