dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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