I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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