Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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