How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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