hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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