It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize
