think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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