Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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