If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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