Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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