# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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