Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So many bounce houses so little time
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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