how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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