You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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