forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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