So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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