Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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