Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
