the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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