Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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