Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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