After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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