You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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