Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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