everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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