3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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