Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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