I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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