Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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