My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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