She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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