dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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