Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a hot homeless man
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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