she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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