my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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