Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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