Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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