who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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