found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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