I'm gonna have a badass scar
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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