YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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