idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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