you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
