New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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